Always seriously joking.

You know, people now a days just don't appreciate good music. There was absolutely no excuse for my flawless set getting booed off the stage.
Those yuppies don't know what they're missing, man.

Anyway uhh, my roommate just up and left in the middle of the night. Kind of annoying. Someone come move in this dump boss apartment and split the rent with me so I don't have to get eaten by zombies nightly.

Work was a killer last night, man. You really do get the 'bottom-of-the-barrel' types when you work the late shift. Either that, or the people who just got off their jobs so they come in like a zombie up to my register spilling the toxic-sludge coffee all over the place. And when you tell them something they give you that "Huh?" or "...whaaat?" like, ten times. And then they leave their purse on the counter, and you have to chase after them to give it back and they can't hear you calling their name because they're probably on Ambien and sleep walking...

Ah well. I'm only in it for the free slushees.